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Escobar
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This is a thread about the encounters with blond girls and man.


This is my story: One month ago I traveled to Prague on a college trip. We rented rooms I a hotel, and accross my room was the room of 3 beautifull American BLOND college girls. So I started a casual talk, they immideatelly were interested nothing special where do you come from, name, how are the things there in LA - they were from Callifornia WOW.
So I asked them do they know an athlete from Europe - any player in any sport.
The answere was shocking, they didnt know anyone all there of them. So I asked them how do you dont know about Christiano Ronaldo, Wayne Rooney, Fernando Torres, Nemanja Vidic, Nani, Ryan Giggs, Michael Owen, Rafael Nadal, Novak Djokovic.

They only know about Roger Federer and David Beckam. WOW that was wierd.

So one of them comes to me and tells me ``you talk to much`` and pulls me into her room.
Man that was just awesome because I had broken up with a girl befoure this college trip. The rest you know.

The next day they had to leave and go to another city.

Did you had any similar encounters or was I just lucky like in one of yours American Pie movies lol

Stupid but horny.

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hey at least i know Zdeno Chara

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Haha I dont have them.

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Didn't happen than.

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lol this really sounds like something out of a bad porn movie!

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lol this really sound like something out of a bad porn movie!


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hahaha I made that PART that I had a good time out.

But the point is that they were realy stupid.

Did you had any encounter like me after all please write it down if you had.

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Oh well yes I have met stupid broads, but never really took the time to meat them..

Seriously, did this happen?

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Yes for real man in the hotel

Thats why I ask you have you encountered a very stupid blond chick ever.

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Holy shit!!!! I must be fucking blonde!!! Wow no wonder why the carpet doesn't match the drapes!
Because I don't know any of those sports guys you mentioned either!! What do they play? Batminton, tidly winks, Chess?

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Congrats on the Cali babe. "I wish they all could be California girls" by The Beach Boys

Yes, I have met stupid blonde chicks, stupid redhead chicks, stupid brunette chicks, but I have also met plenty of smart ones, too. And men can be just as stupid. It's not a monopoly that the blonde ladies have cornered the market on. There are just stupid people, period. There seem to be more being turned out every day by our public school system as you can see by our latest presidential election. It seems that they are not being taught critical thinking anymore, and you just can't teach common sense. And you just can't fix stupid.

Your question about European athletes, I think, is not a good judge of brilliance. Here in America, we have more sports than the rest of the world combined. We could spend so much of our time following our sports and athletes that it leaves little time for any sport outside of the country. I would surmise that they knew Federer and Beckham only because they also play here in the U.S, and Victoria Beckham is somewhat of a fashion icon. She is definitely easy to look at. That being said, some of us Americans do follow or at least know about athletes outside of our country. I haven't followed men's tennis since Pete Sampras played, but I know who Nadal and Djokovic are. And Bjorn Borg because he used to beat Jimmy Connors at Wimbledon every year it seemed. Yeah, I'm old. And Maria Sharapova, what a babe. Hubba Hubba. Even in the top series of NASCAR, there is a driver from Colombia that you have probably heard of if you followed F1 racing, Juan Pablo Montoya. And there is an Aussie driver as well. My personal favorite sport is rodeo, and there are Aussies, Kiwis, Brazilians, and Canadians doing that, too. Many of us choose to follow a few sports and focus on them and do not pay attention to the others. As for myself, I couldn't care less about watching soccer. I played it growing up and it was fun to play, but I would rather watch corn grow than to watch a soccer match. But I am sure most of you don't agree with that. We are all different, and some people don't follow sports at all. My guess is that those ladies were the latter. My last girlfriend was in that category. Sports just did not interest her. That is still a foreign concept for me after playing basketball for 9 years in school and baseball and soccer and watching University of Tennessee football every weekend and going to a lot of races and even more rodeos.

I would guess that those ladies are more worried about Paris Hilton and Lindsey Lohan than if Man U won or lost. Or maybe they were rocket scientists, filling their every waking hour with orbital mechanics theory, that they don't have time for any of our low brow trivial pursuits.


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Holy shit!!!! I must be fucking blonde!!! Wow no wonder why the carpet doesn't match the drapes!
Because I don't know any of those sports guys you mentioned either!! What do they play? Batminton, tidly winks, Chess?

Don't get the wrong idea... This doesn't mean that we will be taking any long showers in the dark together.



thats a goood story will try that out soon- with a girl of course



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I think Bullbio got it right there. I wouldn't be able to name any American Football players, they're never named in our media, because here American Football doesn't exsist. We have Rugby instead or Football where we actually use our feet haha, F1 and Rally instead of Nascar.

Football is a huge sport in Europe but not in the states, however I use to be able to name a lot of Basketball stars, probably because I played NBA Jam too much on the SNES.

And sorry guys I couldn't resist this...


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G-MAN=GUK wrote ...

I think Bullbio got it right there. I wouldn't be able to name any American Football players, they're never named in our media, because here American Football doesn't exsist. We have Rugby instead or Football where we actually use our feet haha, F1 and Rally instead of Nascar.

Football is a huge sport in Europe but not in the states, however I use to be able to name a lot of Basketball stars, probably because I played NBA Jam too much on the SNES.

And sorry guys I couldn't resist this...




Yeah I know the whole LA Lakers and Chikago bulls team they are the best.

But F1 is the king I am for Lewis Hammilton.

Rugby is a game that I dont understand its like only pain is the whole game.

But baseball is great.

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G-MAN=GUK wrote ...

I think Bullbio got it right there. I wouldn't be able to name any American Football players, they're never named in our media, because here American Football doesn't exsist. We have Rugby instead or Football where we actually use our feet haha, F1 and Rally instead of Nascar.

Football is a huge sport in Europe but not in the states, however I use to be able to name a lot of Basketball stars, probably because I played NBA Jam too much on the SNES.

And sorry guys I couldn't resist this...


Nice diagrams G! But you got one thing wrong. That's not an egg... it's the top end of a Panzerfaust! BOOM BABY BOOM!!!!



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